So there I am cruising the net and I come across this video of Beyonce performing Proud Mary by Ike and Tina Turner. I love Ike and Tina’s music and as for Beyonce well, she’s just plain smoking hot so I decide to watch it for that reason alone. Yes she’s got a great voice too.But as I watched this video I started to get a good laugh. It’s for some kind of political mumbo jumbo being held at the Kennedy Center. Go ahead and laugh, I don’t know what it was for or who most of the liars (politicians) names are that were in attendance. There’s Baby Bush sitting with Tina Turner as Beyonce kow tows to her and at some point you see Kid Rock I’m sure begrudgingly sober (well maybe). Then I get to point that made me want to post this video at 2:42 in the video. The suit rocking out, don’t know his name but it’s hilarious. If you’ve ever seen the Jerk with Steve Martin in it think about the beginning of the movie. The part where he’s trying to clap along with his black family but has no rhythm, well that’s this guy. He’s just so stiff and out of place.

But take note I said I loved Ike and Tina Turner’s music. I started to look at this shortened “performance” and that’s all it really was a performance of Proud Mary and realize it’s not “rough” as the Diva said it would be. How can you do an old Ike and Tina song any justice without honestly getting raunchy with it. I mean you have to get down and lick the sweat dripping down Tina’s thighs to even come close to what she naturally was. And should a Ike and Tina tune even be played at this stuffy event? HELL NO!! Not this song at least. What was the event being held for? Someone please enlighten me.

Tina Turner is the female James Brown and even James Brown was 50% show and 50% soul. Tina, back it the day had soul dripping from every pore in her body and the Ikettes were not the fucking Supremes. Watch the performance below, this was considered a reserved Ike and Tina show. Still you can hear the soul dripping from Tina Turner’s voice.

A joke for a joke

Although last year scientists showed proof that hurricanes (same as a cyclone) were not a result of this global warming nonsense, although it’s been proven time and time again that global warming is a natural earth cycle. Al Gore still shoves his stupid ass agenda down our throats.

Al Gore, you are an idiot!!

Al Gore says that the cyclone in Myanmar is a result of global warming. He told NPR yesterday:

And as we’re talking today, Terry, the death count in Myanmar from the cyclone that hit there yesterday has been rising from 15,000 to way on up there to much higher numbers now being speculated. And last year a catastrophic storm from last fall hit Bangladesh. The year before, the strongest cyclone in more than 50 years hit China – and we’re seeing consequences that scientists have long predicted might be associated with continued global warming.

Gore said that because ocean temperatures are on the rise, extreme and dangerous weather is also on the rise.

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By ALLISON HOFFMAN Associated Press Writer

SAN DIEGO (AP) – An undercover drug probe focused on San Diego State University and some of its fraternities has led to arrests of 96 people, including 75 students, authorities said Tuesday.

Eighteen of the students were arrested Tuesday when nine search warrants were executed at various locations including fraternities, said Jesse Rodriguez, San Diego County assistant district attorney.

During the probe investigators discovered that in some fraternities most members were aware of “organized drug dealing occurring from the fraternity houses by its members,” the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration said in a statement.

“Undercover agents purchased cocaine from fraternity members and confirmed that a hierarchy existed for the purpose of selling drugs for money,” the DEA said.
Authorities said they found drugs being moved in resale quantities.

“We’re talking about trafficking,” Stephen Weber, SDSU president, told a news conference.

The district attorney’s office said search warrants were served in San Diego and suburban La Mesa, including the Theta Chi fraternity house and several apartments.

A member of Theta Chi sent out a mass text message to his “faithful customers” stating that he and his “associates” would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend, according to the DEA. The text promoted a cocaine “sale” and listed the reduced prices. Read the rest of this entry »

I want to thank this stupid broad for making Americans look bad.

I support what she’s saying but if you are going to bitch about people not speaking
the language, maybe you should first learn to spell when using the English language.

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He was once an online betting lock. He’s the guy who beats people up for a living in a cage and dates mega porn star Jenna Jameson. He’s arrogant, cocky, and controversial, hated by millions and doesn’t give a damn. Above all, he’s the “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Tito Ortiz.

Love or hate him, Ortiz is one bad dude with a vicious animalistic type ground and pound game, which he’ll attempt to display when he faces undefeated Karate master Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida at UFC 84 on Saturday, May 24.

UFC betting fans at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada will welcome Ortiz to the Octagon with a thunderous chorus of boos and one finger salutes when he goes to war with Machida. But if the Ortiz haters in attendance and watching on pay-per-view around the world bets against the “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” based solely on hatred, it could be a very costly mistake.

The former UFC light heavyweight champion has a 16-5-1 record that’s misleading. In the past seven years, Ortiz has only lost to two fighters – the heavyweight champion of the world Randy Couture and the former light heavyweight champion of the world Chuck Liddell (twice).

During that span, Ortiz beat the legendary Ken Shamrock three times in dominating fashion. In the most recent fight against Shamrock, he posted a knock out in round one. The first two fights Ortiz won by way of technical knock out.

Like many UFC wagering fans, BetUS UFC odds aren’t giving the “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” any love or respect. He’s listed the underdog at +175 against Machida (-220), who’s putting his perfect 12-0-0 record on the line.

Machida is a Brazilian native that’s a relatively unknown fighter to UFC betting enthusiasts. His karate skills make him a technician that doesn’t rely on explosive power. Machida likes to keep distance between himself and opponents while looking for mistakes and opportunities to counter.

Three of his last four fights in the Octagon were won by unanimous decisions which raise questions about his finishing abilities. Especially when you consider the three fights that were left in the hands of the judges came versus lesser fighters in the likes of Kazuhiro Nakamura, David Heath and Sam Hoger. Machida won his last fight by submission (choke) over Rameau Sokoudjou, but he too is a lesser fighter.

Ortiz is a very different animal compared to Machida’s recent competition and this will be his first real test. There’s a big contrast in fighting styles between the two. Ortiz has a ”bulldog” mentality and will be the aggressor. If the “Huntington Beach Bad Boy” takes “The Dragon” to the mat and begins his relentless ground and pound onslaught, which is a perfect counter to karate style fighters, it will be lights out for Machida.

At the age of 33, this is most likely the last run at a title fight for Ortiz. Despite being criticized for promoting his own clothing line, taking a stab at acting and appearing at photo shoots with his girlfriend, his lifestyle outside of the Octagon will have no impact as Ortiz begins his journey towards a final title shot.

With an ego as big as his head, it’s easy to wager against the “Huntington Beach Bad Boy”. But if you bet on UFC action from the heart, you’re bankroll will quickly tap out. There’s great value on Ortiz if you wager on UFC action, and it’s a lock he’ll be a lively dog that’s ready to bang when he enters the cage on May 24th.

From betus.com

“Poker is a tough business,” says Erik Seidel. “You can go through long streaks when you don’t win anything.” When things go badly, when you can’t seem to cash in a tournament or win a significant pot in a cash game, you come to understand the importance of maintaining an adequate bankroll.

Just how big should your bankroll be? How much money do you need to ensure that a bad run won’t put you on the rail? Most pros agree that the answer depends on a number of factors, including the types of games you’re playing, the level of competition you’re encountering, and your psychological disposition.

As Jennifer Harman says, “Some players can be effective on a relatively short bankroll, but others need more of a cushion.

They’ll get stressed out and play scared if they don’t have enough money behind them.” So you need to be aware of your comfort level at the table. If you’re nervous about what you stand to lose in a given pot, you’re probably playing too high for your bankroll. Harman, recommends a conservative approach and suggests maintaining a bankroll that leaves plenty of room for downswings. “If you’re playing $10-$20 limit, I think $10,000 is about right,” says Harman.

John D’Agostino agrees, “You should never play a limit where you feel uncomfortable.” He suggests that a player shouldn’t put more than five percent of his bankroll in play at any time.

The need for a sizable bankroll exists for tournament play as well as cash games. Erik Seidel, a tournament specialist, notes that long droughts are common for tournament professionals and that entry fees can add up quickly. “If you were to play all of the $10,000 buy-in events, you could spend half a million over the course of year,” says Seidel. “Even top players can have years when then don’t cash for $100,000, so having a proper bankroll is critical.”

“You need a much bigger bankroll in tournaments than you do in side games,” agrees Chris Ferguson. “A lot of people play tournaments without nearly enough. You easily need 100 buy-ins. Maybe 200.”

Playing over your bankroll is fine once in awhile, but all the pros concur that it’s important to leave yourself plenty of money to recover from unlucky hands and the occasional mistake. D’Agostino, one of the top young players in poker, offers one further tip for hanging on to your money. “Don’t play Phil Ivey heads up. I tried that once and I failed miserably.”

Written by FullTilt staff Writers

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